my resume

[kisskicker]

this was meant for amethyste, but i thought id post it here because, well, i like attention.slick, portable, proportional american (fe)male inquiring about the position (or, hopefully, positions -- you know, of the sex-u-al nature) posted in your live journal

Comments

[captainkiwi]

ok. that was the hottest LJ entry i've ever read.

why do i feel like i'm going to regret saying that in the morning?

OH!!!! Because drunk!

I'm drink. fuck. drunk. i am driunk.

[amethyste]

baby, you're sex!

bite me.

[kisskicker]

does that mean i got the job?

Re:

[amethyste]

ooh... i'd say so!

I was never informed of this limberness

[anath47]

what do will and grace and felicity have to do with sex? they seem like an anaphrodisiac to me.

Re: I was never informed of this limberness

[thecocksmith]

Actually, I don't not think they are not the opposite of anti-non-anaphrodesiacs.

Re: I was never informed of this limberness

[kisskicker]

i have to work this sentence backwards...

i hid my limberness from you

[kisskicker]

well, then youve never watched them!! someone's always sleeping with something. (frank, theyre the opposite of not aphrodisiacs.)