FrIeNdShiP pRaYeR:

mAy ThE fLeAs Of A tHoUsAnD cAmElS iNfEsT tHe CrOtCh Of ThE pErSoN wHo ScReWs Up YoUr DaY aNd MaY tHeIr ArMs Be ToO sHoRt To ScRaTcH... AMEN

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey's kiss in his mouth, and asked, "Do you know what it is?"...."No, I don't," said the little boy."Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he ( Read more... )

Man arrested in Internet sting

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

By Michael Cipponeri - Turlock Journal
A “traveling” man from Valley Springs was arrested Tuesday afternoon by investigators from the Sacramento Valley Hi-Tech Crimes Task Force after arriving at a Turlock restaurant, allegedly to engage in a sexual act with a 13-year-old girl he had ( Read more... )

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ever have one of those days when you hate one of your sibblings??

today was one of those days

i cant stand my lil big brother sometimes...

who wants to beat him up you are more than welcome to!!

                            
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what is a good val present for that special someone?

these are some of the suggestions hook gave:
1. if he's a fed ex guy maybe he'll want some of those dope ass socks that go up to his balls

2. get him some of those big ass sun glasses all the postal people wear

I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a ( Read more... )

The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.Isabelle Eberhardt

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)

I'M GONNA YELL! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS N MY PHUKKIN WISDOM TEETH!! ARE KILLING ME THEY HAVE BEEN COMING OUT FOR AWHILE NOW N NOW FINALLY THEY ARE COMING OUT (OUT) BUT ALL AT ONCE I DONT NOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE THIS!!