10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
It would have to be something like over-taught ham strings or something, so it would be like that movie where the kid get hurt, but ends up with a super-taught arm and ends up throwing for a major league base ball team. Excet I would be playing basketball and I would totally suck 90% of the time except when it came to making really dramatic slam dunks.
aw, see? what a good little christian you are. see, back in the day, no one else would have thought that. if i had put a brick to Cock deJesus, i probably should have been fearful that god would have struck me dead... him being a vengeful god and all. however, seeing as how Jesus was supposed to be the virgin son of the father (i mean come on... have you ever thought of the man getting it on?) then he wouldn't really NEED his dick for anything purposeful, aside from peeing. however, if he did get around, and LIED to everyone about it, it makes him no different than any "playa" and he deserves it. see?
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It would have to be something like over-taught ham strings or something, so it would be like that movie where the kid get hurt, but ends up with a super-taught arm and ends up throwing for a major league base ball team. Excet I would be playing basketball and I would totally suck 90% of the time except when it came to making really dramatic slam dunks.
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space jam.
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Beautiful!
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He would heal himself instantly and then smile at you ;)
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man, i'm all logical tonight.
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Cumsuckingslutbag. Or, republican. Ugh... vile.
I laughed out that at that one.
it drew looks.
eye heart u.
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i'd call you a cumsucker over a republican any day, sugar lips.
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