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[need_anoutlet]

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201010/the-truth-about-beauty?page=2

Prepare yourself. The above article is the worst pile of steaming shit I have ever had the misfortune to read in a SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL. Here are a couple of quotes:

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[hazeltea]

I can't even belive this was written by a woman. I almost feel sorry for her, for all the issues she has and the breakdown she's going to have when she gets to be a certain age and society doesn't find her "hot" anymore.

[theidolhands]

I should like to also point out the long list of STUNNING celebrity women who we happen to know had cheating beaus.

[need_anoutlet]

they probably liked to sit around at home wearing sweatpants. Whores.

-the writer of the article

[theidolhands]

Or even worse, they had opinions. Really, the author missed the best tip of all: a lobotomy.

Cuz ya know, that would be SO MUCH easier than finding someone who actually loves you or treats you like an equal, or even worse, suggesting that society as a whole can expand gender roles. She does realize though, it's going to cost him a fortune in plastic surgery unless the woman is good enough to commit suicide before growing old.

For the same creatures who fuck each other in prison, occasionally can't control themselves around children, reputably will misuse farm animals, and once in a while do something as brilliant as get their dick stuck in a pipe. But worry about that lip gloss, honey.

Personally, I find a leash & whip to be sufficient.

[theidolhands]

That is some fucked up shit.

Love your POV though.

AND OMG...imagine there are actually women surviving WITHOUT men?!

And where, oh where, are these helpful hints for the male dick suckers of the world?

Re: Personally, I find a leash & whip to be sufficient.

[need_anoutlet]

And how do the rules change when you are a woman attempting to attract - GASP - another WOMAN???

It's a known fact:

[theidolhands]

Lesbians are easily cured by a good dicking.

- overheard by the same author (I'm sure)

[purplekaz]

[carmeller]

Right on. Calling Psychology Today a "scientific journal" is a MAAAAJOR stretch, so fear not, no one is calling this science.
Thank god.

[antisocialxgrl]

I couldn't wait for this to be posted on their website after I read it. I couldn't believe it!

[extraneousrooot]

Psychology Today is crap, fwiw.