BECOMING A MAN -- PG

[kissontheneck]

"Five minutes, babe. Five minutes."

"I don't understand you."

"Look, seconds matter in a court of law."

"I'm seventeen already! I can do... things. If I want."

"Stop touching me! You can't touch me for four minutes twenty-one seconds more."

"David."

"Shush."

"I can't believe you called my mom."

"I just asked her your exact

Comments

[mondler_4ever]

I loved this!! I love birthday!fics. Well where Archie turns 18 and Cook is ready to jump his bones. lol!

My favorite line...
"David, I'm going to fuck the giggle right out of you, do you know that?"

Great job, bb!

[kissontheneck]

Dang! I was going to use my icon that I totally keyworded "I'm gonna fuck the giggle out of you" after writing this, but it's on my real journal not here.

Well, still:

[mondler_4ever]

haha! so cute bb!

Cookleta would be so cute IRL. *sighs*

[cinderlily]

I actually don't remember this one in particular. (THERE WAS SO MANY! SO SO SO MANY!) But oh lord, adorable. :) "Language, young man!"

[kissontheneck]

I know, right? I never did read them all. Maybe I'll go back and surprise some people, ha ha!

Yes! Language indeed! *shakes finger*

[lire_casander]

I remember reading this back in the day, and it's still as gorgeous and funny as it was back then!

[kissontheneck]

Heehee, thanks bb! ♥

[penrith1]

Great stuff. Funny and tantalising.

[kissontheneck]

Ha ha, thanks! ♥

[jehane_writes]

"Man scout" made me giggle so badly, then and now!XD

[kissontheneck]

I think it's the best phrase I've ever come up with. Ever.