They killed off Marissa Cooper! That is such great news, I can hardly stand it.

Remember in Rosemary's Baby where she gives birth and then all these cult people are swarming around here, and they steal the baby before she even sees it and se proceeds to have a miserable life? That's how I picture the Katie Holmes birth going ( Read more... )

Charlie has a blog now. It's about sports. So far, there is nothing written about his lovely new bride.

For the most part I like my job. Maybe now, especially now, because it's 4:30 pm. And the comedy of this place is enough to keep me going for a while. Here are a few samples of my week ( Read more... )

So we went to Wisconsin this weekend and this is what I learned:

Wisconsin sucks.
Wisconsin is boring, and sucks.
Weddings with no alcohol are, well, not as good as weddings with alcohol.

Tonight Charlie said "I'm so glad you're not Eastern-European." Then he made a greasy-sounding laugh, and it was funny.

We've been back from the honeymoon for a week now and I've finally detoxed enough to remember it. Being back is not as good as being away ( Read more... )

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( Pictures of the bachelorette bash )

Here are some pics from my bridal shower:

Hi Noelle!


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Here's some homework for you: I need some good dancing songs for the wedding. We have plenty of slow songs picked out, but I need some faster ones too and I can't really think of any. There will be no Chicken Dance, no Macarena, no Celebration, no YMCA. But if you can think of some others, lemme know.