The Truth About Cats and Dogs

[kitana_bradford]

My brother owns cats now.  Two.  Sisters.  Emily and Melly.  (I told him those were stupid names for cats and they would henceforth be known as Chairman Meow and Dr. Pepper.)  Mom is overjoyed to have them.  Dad?  Not so much.

I was looking forward to introducing them to this notorious catnip stuff that apparently turns kittens into berserkers

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[yami_tai]

But I figured, hey, training is training, right?

LOL, that is so not the feline way! I used to have a little card that said, 'Dogs have masters, cats have staff' on it and having two cats myself, I know that it is true!

[kitana_bradford]

Lol! Now you tell me! ::grins::
Guess I'm coming to you next time.

Oh god, it's so true.
I painted my mom's coffee table half cat themed, half dog themed, and running around the borders were cat and dog quotes and I remember one:
"In Egypt, cats were once worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

[sunhawk16]

Cats have this weird ability to sense intent and attitude. Therefore, anybody who really dislikes them is to be fawned over and 'won'. The rest of us are already under their furry little thumbs, so they could care less.
But yes... for some strange reason, turkey seems to be the food of kitty gods.
And that right there is karms in action. :D

[kitana_bradford]

...Damn. Then I've been playing my cards wrong from the start.
Are you wishing karmic retribution on me?
Don't do that.
Meteors will be becoming crashed into us! XD