I have kid-stories and I'm not afraid to use them!blackheiseiFebruary 17 2011, 03:13:56 UTC
See, my little molester friend loves to climb up on the shelves and play with the light switch. She tries to bite most people, if they try to move her. She saves all the extra creepy for me. She likes to grab me by both legs and get a nice long sniff. I've also caught her licking me.
Her mom says it's a kiss, but there is tongue involved, no lips, and it's on the back of my hand. Or my pants. She also likes to come up behind me, wrap her arms around my throat, and hang there while I try not to fall over or choke.
Living together AND sitting about ten feet away from each other. Granted, there was a wall between us but every time one chuckled, the other could hear it clearly. XDDDDD
Have you ever seen The IT Crowd? (If you haven't, you NEED to, Jill. It's right up your alley.) But anyway. I feel like the episode "Friendface." Hur hur! ^___^
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It's just so... hmm. I think I'm lacking strong enough words.
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Her mom says it's a kiss, but there is tongue involved, no lips, and it's on the back of my hand. Or my pants. She also likes to come up behind me, wrap her arms around my throat, and hang there while I try not to fall over or choke.
She's so cute. ^.^
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Don't you dare get any ideas.
If you walk up and lick me I will molester-hug you. I swear I will.
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There, happy now?
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Granted, there was a wall between us but every time one chuckled, the other could hear it clearly. XDDDDD
Have you ever seen The IT Crowd? (If you haven't, you NEED to, Jill. It's right up your alley.)
But anyway. I feel like the episode "Friendface."
Hur hur! ^___^
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Is there some form of post-blue balls? As in, 'I've shot my load and now I'm unsatisfied.'?
Jenny: Premature ejaculation?
Kit: LAWL! No, that's 'I've shot my load and YOU'RE unsatisfied.'
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On second thought, "Faking it" is probably the right answer. ::smirk::
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You never need fake it with ME!
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