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[kitchen_maid]

Even with the chief conspirator rather definitely dealt with, there is rather a lot that has to be addressed in the wake of an attempted royal coup. The others involved must be located and taken care off, a nervous populace must be reassured

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[always_okay]

Sometimes, before he knew what real royalty lived like, 494 used to dream of being dropped in the middle of Disney World and just let loose.

This gig? This is a million times better. The women are real, the food is real, the manners are totally for real -- and best of all? The decorations are real.

That's not an ornate embossed egg in his pocket, he's just real happy to see you. And how much seeing there is to do!

[kitchen_maid]

"Hello, 494.

"Thank you for going to rescue Daddy."

[always_okay]

He blinks down at the little voice, halfway to pocketing a somewhat exquisite silver spoon with a pineapple design on the handle.

"Hey there, Susan." Shoot. Hands where he looks like a responsible and heroic adult. "You know. Glad to help." He glances around at the rest of the party. "You, uh, having a good time?"

[kitchen_maid]

"Yes, thank you.

"Are you?" she adds.

Susan has had rather a lot of instruction in manners of late.

She eyes the spoon.

"You're from Kleptomania?"