Jashin

[kitchenatorkisa]

So, Itachi's cat has gone missing... I'm really worried for him. What if he gets hit by a car, or little kids try and set fire to him, or the animal shelter people try and pick him up?

Where could he of gone...?

I'm going to go out and look for him. Maybe if I bring his food along, Jashin will come out of hiding? I'll check the shelters, too

Comments

[cup_of_smex]

The cat has been thrown off the roof of the ASS, put into a blender, thrown up against a wall, and disappeared out of an oven. I doubt something mundane like a car can kill that thing.

...We should be more worried about the fate of the general public.

[kitchenatorkisa]

...Who did all of that to the poor guy? No wonder he's so skittish!

[cup_of_smex]

Skittish? Skittish.

Are we talking about the same cat?

[kitchenatorkisa]

Of course! Your cat Jashin! The poor guy doesn't come up to anyone but me, and I'm sure that's because I pet him and feed him cheeseburgers! He's probably afraid of human interaction if all of that stuff has been done to him!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Go find death and destruction and Jashin will be there, yeah. Oh! You should bring Father Hidan with you! He's good at stalking Jashin. He does it all the time!

[kitchenatorkisa]

Death and destruction...? I don't think such a sweet little guy is capable of all the stuf you guys are talking about.

...Father Hidan?

[cake_is_a_bang]

Sweet little guy?!?!?! ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME CAT HERE?! Un! Black, with weird white markings? Really furry? Huge?

He's the priest of all Jashinists. He likes to be called Father Hidan or Father Hidan-chan. You should call him that too, yeah!

[kitchenatorkisa]

Yes, Jashin! Why does everyone keep saying that? He's a good cat.

Oh, ah... I didn't realize he was a priest... perhaps I should apologize the next time I encounter him and ask if he'd prefer me to address him by that...

[bloodwithcoffee]

Itachi doesn't fucking want him back if he ever appears again.

I'll have him when you get him.

[Private to Kisame]

[cup_of_smex]

..... Disregard that message, Kisame-san.

[Private to Itachi]

[kitchenatorkisa]

...I'll keep that in mind.

[Private to Kisame]

[cup_of_smex]

Hn

[steeltrap_mind]

...That cat.

[kitchenatorkisa]

Oh, hello there Pein-sama... are you worried about Jashin too...?

[steeltrap_mind]

No. I have seen it.

lol replied to the wrong comment

[cup_of_smex]

Where?

[beautifulkonan]

I've recently found a pair of my shoes and one of my favorite shirts ripped to shreds... By cat claws..

If you see that cat... Tell me... It's due for a neuter.

I'm SO getting a dog... a big one...

Do they sell wolves as pets?

[kitchenatorkisa]

....I'm sorry if Jashin did indeed harm you shoes...

...As for wolves, I don't think so. Unless you obtain a federal permit.

[beautifulkonan]

I might have to get a permit then...