I ripped this from Mistee, whom got it from Gloria, whom, in fact, I don't know...but this is fun anyhow ( Read more... )

Holy flying figs, I hurt so badly.  No, I ache all over.  Face it, I feel like a virgin who is no longer virginal.  Too bad I can still wear white and the only reason it hurts to lower myself onto the can is that I was chasing after a two year old at a wedding because, you know, it was the wedding of the century and her parents were to preoccupied ( Read more... )