happy birthday to me

[kitchenette]

so far, for my birthday i got:

-ted nugent t-shirt w/snarling wolf
-scary hand puppets
-a tiffany engraved money clip
- " " tennis bracelet
-prada perfume (early)
-2 polaroid cameras (early)
-about $150
-other random things like stickers and miniature salt cartons

i bet my dad gives me money

tonight, katherine, johnny, rell (i hope) and i are

Comments

[analkant]

happy birthday!
you can still totally lie about your age
here's what you do
which is what i did on my 21st
go to bars by yourself
bring your ipod
listen to your favorite band all night
and order a lot of mixed drinks
and ask the bartender for the complimentary 21st birthday champagne
and when he asks how many glasses say 1
then ask if he can give you something else when he says no champagne for you
then order a strawberry daiquiri and be all "hey i'm 5"

then go stumble out of the bar and wake up your friends at 2 am
and go and continually repeat how much money you spent at the bar
it will be around $70
and then say "i have to go puke on the street now bye" and stumble out of there and do just that
also, bring a tape recorder with you all night so when you wake up in the morning on your blankets with all of your clothes on you can rewind and listen to yourself puke
also it gives you something to talk to
it was a nice birthday

[seductivesofa]

you're still my most favorite person to go pumpkin jacking/carving with in the world. and if i were 21 and in austin i would come cry with you guys too!

p.s.

[seductivesofa]

(happy birthday asshole)