6th August - HULK SMASH!

[kitchensexslave]

LJ is being a super bitch, as I'm sure you're all aware, so I'm sorry if I don't get back to a comment or something, I'm trying to check manually but I forget where I've dropped my lulz. Those of you who requested interview questions in my memey post have got 'em, El Fail just probably haven't told you :P

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[xxamlaxx]

LJ's not being a bitch dear, it was hacked this morning or something. So was facebook and Twitter apparently.

[kitchensexslave]

:( Now I feel like a bitch.

That would also explain why my twitter hasn't worked all day!

Oh Gawd, is it just vandalism or details theft too?

[xxamlaxx]

I was going to say LJ basically got face raped today and all you're doing is whining about how it isn't working like it should. You have no sensitivity.

I believe it's just vandalism. A bunch of social networks were attacked, something about DDOS but I have no idea what that means. I think whoever did it was jealous that he/she don't have friends to chat online with.

[kitchensexslave]

I'm just jealous I'm not the one doing the face raping.

Mmm, apparently it was completely down before (why yes I did look up google news) so I guess it has residual problems...?

[xxamlaxx]

AND THEN HE LICKS THEM OFF THEIR FACES AND PURRS TO HIMSELF. IT'S WHY HE ISN'T INVITED FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.

[kitchensexslave]

I'LL BET HE CREEPED THE FUCK OUT OF CHEVY, JUDAS AND IMPALA. HE WAS THEIR WEIRD UNCLE.

[xxamlaxx]

THEY DON'T LIKE TO MENTION HIM AND NO ONE SENDS HIM CHRISTMAS CARDS, CHEVY SENDS ALASTAIR ONE BEFORE HIS UNCLE ZAC. OF COURSE HE FUCKED ALASTAIR'S SON SO THAT'S DIFFERENT.

[kitchensexslave]

OF COURSE HE FUCKED ALASTAIR'S SON SO THAT'S DIFFERENT.

Wow, Chevy showing a lot of grace there. But how would Alastair have a son unless it was with another dude (this IS Alastair) and would that dude not be Dean? Ewwwwwwwww!