Honestly, I have to agree. 1: Mom making that face she does about halfassed pastries before she implies you are not her biological daughter is worth slaving, loosing sleep, and getting food dye in your hair to avoid. Well done there.
2: Putting pants on does not make you smart. Parker's uncle happens to be college educated. That doesn't mean he's going to put pants on when you tell him to. Or that he doesn't get confused tying his shoelaces. Really, "living skills" are just not something you can actually teach boys. They figure it out enough to get by the few years between their mother and wife doing it for them.
3: Your son is a master at giving people heart attacks.
4: Does your dog have an oral fixation? Cuz mine still eats walls.
Bah, Humbug! .. Who needs living skills, You can pretty much ignore anything you're unable to workaround, They make pants without zippers or buttons and shoes without laces, I own most of these things, I like to think I'm pretty successful at life ... Right? . . . Right?
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1: Mom making that face she does about halfassed pastries before she implies you are not her biological daughter is worth slaving, loosing sleep, and getting food dye in your hair to avoid. Well done there.
2: Putting pants on does not make you smart. Parker's uncle happens to be college educated. That doesn't mean he's going to put pants on when you tell him to. Or that he doesn't get confused tying his shoelaces. Really, "living skills" are just not something you can actually teach boys. They figure it out enough to get by the few years between their mother and wife doing it for them.
3: Your son is a master at giving people heart attacks.
4: Does your dog have an oral fixation? Cuz mine still eats walls.
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OTOH if you look at pictures of Morgan at 4 her hair was always sticking up and there was always a big scrape of some sort on her face.
But he's a boy. Think of your future daughter in law.
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