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[kitestore]

more fun than can be said in pulling around a small doll's pram by a wire handle filled with fake flowers and women's undergarments. such was my day as a micro stanley spencer. lovely lovely day. the concrete floor of the station was warm and comfortable with nicole and dom and hassan just being there. i can't wait for the lazy hot nights and ice

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[zahrimsthoughts]

oooh for a fiver and the keyring torch id be your bitch for hire for a weekend..

wowo im so cheap... >.

[kitestore]

pick me up at 8? the fiver can be your down payment. the torch will be given conditionally. i like biscuits. it's quite a nice torch.

[zahrimsthoughts]

Yes Mistress!

*Books Limo and buys biscuits*