Supernatural season 8 - Episodes One through seven (not all the way through)
Actually kind of a live blog....
ALL THE SPOILERS! NONE OF THE CONTEXT!
Episode 1&2
Kevin is amazing and saves himself! That's fantastic (read that in 9th Doctor voice)
Dude, they have hell gates now? Are they going to find Buffy perched on top of it? Is Dean's amulet going to turn him to dust while they dramatically kiss? :D
Mama Tran just sold her soul. OMG, this season is looking kind of awesome so far.
OMG, MRS TRAN SOLD HER SOUL. And then became Crowley, which was WEIRD cause Crowley doesn't do that much at all.

AND SAMMY HAS THE POWER OF THOR!
"How did you get that 5/8ths of a virgin?"- that guy was really creepy. I am assuming the virgin was the girl from the vault, but I'm hoping the finger bone of Ymir is going to come back.
Episode 3
I just got done with the werewolf documentary thing, which I think succeeded most in being atmospheric and interesting in tone, but was really kind of unusual in making LORD OF THE FLIES a POSITIVE role model. Fef.
But AAAAAALFIEEEEEEEE.
This episode (#5) is big on "sounds reminded me of thing in the past!"
ALSO, WHAT THE TELL IS DEAN DOING WITH BENNY THE LEVIATHAN? [EDIT: I later figured out Benny was a vampire. Sorry, the teeth got me confused.] Who at the moment is partially dismembered.
You know, I think the show discovered a winning formula when they give Dean a secret buddy, like Cas or Benny, because it makes Sammy all kinds of jealous. Because Sam goes and FINDS A LIFE when Dean is not around, so I just like the dynamics when it seems like Dean is straying.
I love Kevin more than I can say. Show, do you mean to tell me that Sam was an air conditioning repairman during his year off?
I think the think with Amelia(Amanda?) works because she is better at guilting Sam than Dean is, but she is clear that Sam needs GUILT to function.
Is Benny a vampire or a leviathan? Cannot tell from teeth. Assuming Leviathan from context.
Just got clarification. He's a vampire. I like his hat.
CASTIEL: I AM NOT YOUR AUNT.
BENNY IS A PIRATE VAMPIRE. THIS IS NOT A TWIST I EXPECTED, BUT I AM DELIGHTED.
"VAMPIRATES!" IT'S LIKE THE THIRD THING YOU SAY!
PARDON MY YELLING, BUT MY LIFE GAVE ME A PRESENT I DID NOT EXPECTVampirates in love! on yachts! OF COURSE THIS ENDS BADLY.
Honestly. Honestly, I think I am slashing Dean and Benny. (I know you are not of the Wincest Clan, but I get strong Benny=replacement!Sammy vibes)
The old man has a harpsichord.
Oh, did he turn Andrea into a vampire? OH YES HE DID. That was obvious in retrospect. Which makes he different from the rest of his clan of large men in dark turtlenecks.
Sorrento. He's both a vampirate and a cheese. Dean, call your brother. who is having a PLUMBING FLASHBACK.
DEAN, all your friends are DEAD.- That's NOT what I called to talk about. - I love this line. Like, of course he *would* talk about it, but he would not want to.
Of fuck your double standard, Benny, you don't get to judge Andrea for staying with her vampirate family when you didn't get your ass together to leave for years. That is just bullshit. Nothing good in her. pfffft. Even James Bond is less of a dick to the women he sleeps with.
Sammy's face, like, Dean, have you been fucking vampires behind my back, you slut?!
EPISODE 6: in which there is garth?
Benny and the other woman? And the boys evolving relationship to nonhumans.
GARTH IS A TEXAS RANGER IN SLOW-MO. Oh, he hugs. Sam's hair is completely out of character for a fed. AND HE'S THE NEW BOBBY.
I mean, this episode makes me wonder why there are not more cases we see where, quite simply, there's nothing supernatural going on. Don't they get some false positives?
DID GARTH JUST TASTE THE ECTOPLASM. What would possess you do that?
Is it wrong for me to find the idea of high school sweethearts to be highly limiting? I mean, I married my grad school sweetheart. Can I use that term?
FYI, Purgatory in Miami is a gay nightclub. Just so as you know. Dean knows these things?
Garth killed the Tooth Fairy? STORYTIME, CAN PLEEZ HAS?
Wait, hold on, this episode is about Civil War ghosts expressing their rage? Really? that's kind of tacky, frankly. And Garth cannot stop himself from stepping in ectoplasm- I sense a plot point?
no. NO. Garth did not just use idjit. no. that's. no.
BOBBY BELONGED TO ALL OF US. Yesss. This is true. Bobby belonged to meeeeeee.
Bobby has really nice loopy handwriting. Much easier to read than Dad's.
Garth does war reenacting. And they are going to burn a Confederate soldier's bones in a town full of people with Confederate flags. .... I ... I confess that I am enjoying this. Just the situation is so terribly full of problems for them. hehehehehehehe.
Dean: We won. I'm just going to treasure that graceless statement in my heart.
Eeeeevil penny. That's wicked kind of dumb- And another case of the boys having to be literally possessed by demons in order to have an emotional conversation.
Garth is too pure for this world--- and he has earned his hat. Oh, that's adorkable. The magic word is"balls" to start the car.And that it's for tonight's emotional repression.
Sam and the saga of that veterinarian lady. Um, brothers are not supposed to be the same as spouses, Sam, don't compare them.
OMG HER HUSBAND IS ALIVE THAT'S A MAJOR PROBLEM I THINK.
Episode 7-
Dean thinks he sees Castiel at the side of the road and it's a bear, which does not prove that it's not Castiel.
Please enjoy this list of theological angel names : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_angels Some of whom BOTHER ME because Cassiel is a real angel, Castiel is not.
Crowley is torturing Alfie! I am not okay with this.
Kevin's mom is completely adorable and completely middle class in some ways. "Casual encounters" is not what she meant. Delta the witch is adorable and kind of ridiculous- I am assuming that she will betray them.
Frankly, the act of holding the information back is foolish- spreading the recipe would mean that Demons would have that many more problems walking the earth, and the demons would have more trouble tracing the Trans. Sharing information is beneficial! It disperses the power more widely and helps other people.
And Dean keeps seeing Castiel. Who is purportedly dead. But we know that not to be true.... (They would never fire Mischa Collins, he's too brilliant.)
Sometimes when they say Dean, I think of the Dean in Community. It's great.
Why does Dean not have a beard in purgatory when Castiel does.
CASTIEL, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!
uck, the thing with the vampirate in the arm in purg is kind of problematic. Why do the leviathans impact like they are superman coming out of orbit?
Dude, Castiel even fixed up his old coat.
I kind of love Delta, but I think that means she's going to be evil pretty quickly here. Annnnnd there's Crowley. Way to project villainy, actress.
Imma let you finish, but I just have to say, I 've got to finish this ep later b/c reasons.
This entry was originally posted at http://kitewithfish.dreamwidth.org/388883.html.
ALL THE SPOILERS! NONE OF THE CONTEXT!
Episode 1&2
Kevin is amazing and saves himself! That's fantastic (read that in 9th Doctor voice)
Dude, they have hell gates now? Are they going to find Buffy perched on top of it? Is Dean's amulet going to turn him to dust while they dramatically kiss? :D
Mama Tran just sold her soul. OMG, this season is looking kind of awesome so far.
OMG, MRS TRAN SOLD HER SOUL. And then became Crowley, which was WEIRD cause Crowley doesn't do that much at all.

AND SAMMY HAS THE POWER OF THOR!
"How did you get that 5/8ths of a virgin?"- that guy was really creepy. I am assuming the virgin was the girl from the vault, but I'm hoping the finger bone of Ymir is going to come back.
Episode 3
I just got done with the werewolf documentary thing, which I think succeeded most in being atmospheric and interesting in tone, but was really kind of unusual in making LORD OF THE FLIES a POSITIVE role model. Fef.
But AAAAAALFIEEEEEEEE.
This episode (#5) is big on "sounds reminded me of thing in the past!"
ALSO, WHAT THE TELL IS DEAN DOING WITH BENNY THE LEVIATHAN? [EDIT: I later figured out Benny was a vampire. Sorry, the teeth got me confused.] Who at the moment is partially dismembered.
You know, I think the show discovered a winning formula when they give Dean a secret buddy, like Cas or Benny, because it makes Sammy all kinds of jealous. Because Sam goes and FINDS A LIFE when Dean is not around, so I just like the dynamics when it seems like Dean is straying.
I love Kevin more than I can say. Show, do you mean to tell me that Sam was an air conditioning repairman during his year off?
I think the think with Amelia(Amanda?) works because she is better at guilting Sam than Dean is, but she is clear that Sam needs GUILT to function.
Is Benny a vampire or a leviathan? Cannot tell from teeth. Assuming Leviathan from context.
Just got clarification. He's a vampire. I like his hat.
CASTIEL: I AM NOT YOUR AUNT.
BENNY IS A PIRATE VAMPIRE. THIS IS NOT A TWIST I EXPECTED, BUT I AM DELIGHTED.
"VAMPIRATES!" IT'S LIKE THE THIRD THING YOU SAY!
PARDON MY YELLING, BUT MY LIFE GAVE ME A PRESENT I DID NOT EXPECTVampirates in love! on yachts! OF COURSE THIS ENDS BADLY.
Honestly. Honestly, I think I am slashing Dean and Benny. (I know you are not of the Wincest Clan, but I get strong Benny=replacement!Sammy vibes)
The old man has a harpsichord.
Oh, did he turn Andrea into a vampire? OH YES HE DID. That was obvious in retrospect. Which makes he different from the rest of his clan of large men in dark turtlenecks.
Sorrento. He's both a vampirate and a cheese. Dean, call your brother. who is having a PLUMBING FLASHBACK.
DEAN, all your friends are DEAD.- That's NOT what I called to talk about. - I love this line. Like, of course he *would* talk about it, but he would not want to.
Of fuck your double standard, Benny, you don't get to judge Andrea for staying with her vampirate family when you didn't get your ass together to leave for years. That is just bullshit. Nothing good in her. pfffft. Even James Bond is less of a dick to the women he sleeps with.
Sammy's face, like, Dean, have you been fucking vampires behind my back, you slut?!
EPISODE 6: in which there is garth?
Benny and the other woman? And the boys evolving relationship to nonhumans.
GARTH IS A TEXAS RANGER IN SLOW-MO. Oh, he hugs. Sam's hair is completely out of character for a fed. AND HE'S THE NEW BOBBY.
I mean, this episode makes me wonder why there are not more cases we see where, quite simply, there's nothing supernatural going on. Don't they get some false positives?
DID GARTH JUST TASTE THE ECTOPLASM. What would possess you do that?
Is it wrong for me to find the idea of high school sweethearts to be highly limiting? I mean, I married my grad school sweetheart. Can I use that term?
FYI, Purgatory in Miami is a gay nightclub. Just so as you know. Dean knows these things?
Garth killed the Tooth Fairy? STORYTIME, CAN PLEEZ HAS?
Wait, hold on, this episode is about Civil War ghosts expressing their rage? Really? that's kind of tacky, frankly. And Garth cannot stop himself from stepping in ectoplasm- I sense a plot point?
no. NO. Garth did not just use idjit. no. that's. no.
BOBBY BELONGED TO ALL OF US. Yesss. This is true. Bobby belonged to meeeeeee.
Bobby has really nice loopy handwriting. Much easier to read than Dad's.
Garth does war reenacting. And they are going to burn a Confederate soldier's bones in a town full of people with Confederate flags. .... I ... I confess that I am enjoying this. Just the situation is so terribly full of problems for them. hehehehehehehe.
Dean: We won. I'm just going to treasure that graceless statement in my heart.
Eeeeevil penny. That's wicked kind of dumb- And another case of the boys having to be literally possessed by demons in order to have an emotional conversation.
Garth is too pure for this world--- and he has earned his hat. Oh, that's adorkable. The magic word is"balls" to start the car.And that it's for tonight's emotional repression.
Sam and the saga of that veterinarian lady. Um, brothers are not supposed to be the same as spouses, Sam, don't compare them.
OMG HER HUSBAND IS ALIVE THAT'S A MAJOR PROBLEM I THINK.
Episode 7-
Dean thinks he sees Castiel at the side of the road and it's a bear, which does not prove that it's not Castiel.
Please enjoy this list of theological angel names : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_angels Some of whom BOTHER ME because Cassiel is a real angel, Castiel is not.
Crowley is torturing Alfie! I am not okay with this.
Kevin's mom is completely adorable and completely middle class in some ways. "Casual encounters" is not what she meant. Delta the witch is adorable and kind of ridiculous- I am assuming that she will betray them.
Frankly, the act of holding the information back is foolish- spreading the recipe would mean that Demons would have that many more problems walking the earth, and the demons would have more trouble tracing the Trans. Sharing information is beneficial! It disperses the power more widely and helps other people.
And Dean keeps seeing Castiel. Who is purportedly dead. But we know that not to be true.... (They would never fire Mischa Collins, he's too brilliant.)
Sometimes when they say Dean, I think of the Dean in Community. It's great.
Why does Dean not have a beard in purgatory when Castiel does.
CASTIEL, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!
uck, the thing with the vampirate in the arm in purg is kind of problematic. Why do the leviathans impact like they are superman coming out of orbit?
Dude, Castiel even fixed up his old coat.
I kind of love Delta, but I think that means she's going to be evil pretty quickly here. Annnnnd there's Crowley. Way to project villainy, actress.
Imma let you finish, but I just have to say, I 've got to finish this ep later b/c reasons.
This entry was originally posted at http://kitewithfish.dreamwidth.org/388883.html.