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- 22:21 Slumdog Millionaire deserved every single award it won. #
- 23:40 Have talked to my quasi not really crush way more than my boyfriend this week. NOT GOOD. I Hate being in a relationship but still feelin ... #
- 00:22 this is a terrible idea #
- 14:41 @ amymessere I hate having crushes. SRSLY. Especially while in a relationship... that's all sorts of not healthy #
- 14:41 @ amymessere ALSO, I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE USE PROPER GRAMMAR! (Yes, I realize that I said SRSLY in my last tweet. SHUT UP.) #
- 14:42 I wish I was having sex so I could put the easy button next to my bed and hit it after orgasms had commenced. "That was easy!" #
- 14:44 @ amymessere I SEE THAT YOU NOW HAVE A LOCKED TWITTER ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF MARRIED GUY AT WORK #
- 14:46 @ mxie I KNOW, RIGHT?! Also, HELLO! How are you?! What are you up to!? More uses of ?!?!?! #
- 14:46 @ amymessere Touche (which I am proudly pronouncing like the alternate word for "Butt" in my head) #
- 14:49 Why do I have a lingerie drawer when I have a boyfriend who I don't get to have sex with and who doesn't like lingerie anyway?! #
- 15:22 Everybody has a knife sharpener in the drawer next to their bed... right? #
- 15:58 @ amymessere Only if you're masturbating WHILST crying. (Yes, Whilst) #
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