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- 16:33 HOLY CRAP I JUST SAW A DOG WITH A TUMOR ON ITS NECK THAT WAS BIGGER THAN ITS HEAD! OMFG! Scariest thing ever! #
- 16:43 Why is there a unicorn atop my butter?! #
- 17:44 @ amydangerous BEST COMBO EVER! If you're talking about eating children, obviously. #
- 18:38 @ kikibotz Going to see a play with my moms. But can I see you soon please? #
- 18:52 i just woke up snuggling my stuffed animal and realized I accidentally had my head in its crotch. Awkward? Awkward. #
- 19:44 Things that feel awkward include wearing a panty liner with a thong. #
- 19:51 I love everything about libraries. #
- 21:12 Watching a play where people masturbate and lose their virginity on stage is not good when i'm in my current mindset #
- 22:26 That play was not at all what i expected. #
- 22:32 I am awkwardly lonely at this moment for a multitude of reasons. #
- 23:22 @ CSick19 I HAD BEEN NAPPING #
- 23:23 Corey is right, I do have weird tweets. #
- 23:42 why did i just feel the need to listen to kid rock?! WHY OH WHY? #
- 00:00 You gotta have cries? #
- 00:33 I WANT TO PRESS THE YELLOW SKITTLE AND RESTART. #
- 01:11 Hooray! #
- 01:17 @ csick19 no no! It was a xbox 360 reference #
- 02:00 It's a POLYGONAL SHIT STORM! #
- 02:34 OMFG Zelda's lullabye! #
- 04:22 @ amymessere You have me. Awkward moment with Max? #
- 04:29 I am unnerved. #
- 10:32 Did it somehow get to the middle of summer without my knowledge? I wish I could spend the whole day outside. #
- 12:03 I can see your shoes i know you like dags #
- 12:03 @ amymessere i can see your shoes i know you like dags #
- 12:11 Is it wrong that i have a red bull in my emergency car kit next to my jumper cables? #
- 12:18 I desperately wish i had a soft top #
- 12:36 @ amymessere i just bought an external flash lol #
- 12:45 @ amymessere best impulse buy ever #
- 12:52 I have anyone who has stuffed animals in the rear window of their car. ESPECIALLY if they have a vanity plate. It's all over then. #
- 12:56 @ csick19 possess?! Lol #
- 13:01 @ csick19 touche my good man. Touche. #
- 13:02 WHY IS THERE BEACH TRAFFIC IN APRIL?! #
- 13:08 @ amymessere we both know it would be better inside me #
- 13:10 @ amymessere LOL. ps my dashboard says It's 98 degrees right now #
- 13:15 Why is my brake light blinking at me?! #
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