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[kitsch_my_grits]

livejournal just makes me feel like an asshole lately.

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[tat2d_princess]

why is that?

[tat2d_princess]

p.s. my mom totally used to have a douchebag like that. sometimes it would be hanging in the shower. that's sweet!

Ass-Hole, The Things to Do With an...

[lizcrawl]

1. Play Ring Around the Roses.
2. Hide the Plantain.
3. Put an Apron on and Iron it Out.
4. Bedazzle It.
5. Spit Shine It.
6. Boil the Giblets and Make Gravy.
7. Be-Damn Marquis de Sade and His Turd Eating Escapades.
8. Embrace the AssHole.
9. Slap Some Greek Letters on It and Call it Tabbouleh.

[honkytonkdolly]

Why is that sweet thang?

[nikkitamonique]

hiiiiii =] this is nikkita (obviously =X) and i hope it's okay that i added you <3