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May 05, 2008 13:44

the utility board turned the water off halfway through my bubble bath this morning. i was left with one hairy leg and shampoo in my eyes. luckily, wayne's Daddy was there with the save and necessary funds god bless 'im. i gotsta go by Western Union and run and pay the bill now ( Read more... )

drag queens, patsy cline, toilets, bills

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Papers lizcrawl May 6 2008, 14:56:24 UTC
She only has one glove on.
I'm working on what'll probably be a fourty-pager. Due at six.
I'm on single-space page two.

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P.S. lizcrawl May 6 2008, 15:00:07 UTC
When I was a kid, we lived in this trailer over in Bill King Hollow (Pike County, KY), and the bathroom floor was rotten, and me and my cousin Samantha were sitting in the bathtub on piles of laundry that we separated into two piles, and we were playing Moses because we got pumped full of Bible stories, and I guess the tub bottom was the Red Sea, and my mean ass little sister got on the washing machine and jumped in the middle of the tub and broke it loose from the wall, and it went through the floor just like your toilet. Only me and Samantha got blamed for it because we were bigger kids and we "had no business playing in the bathtub nohow."
Viva la trailer floors!

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