Copy the following questions into your LJ and hide your answers behind a cut-tag, so you don't influence anyone (it's very suggestible). Try to give your reasoning as well if you can. Then come back and read the person's you got them from and find out how much of a weirdo they are.
How does jealousy smell?
Like too much perfume. It's all sex and women and it's something nice that's gotten out of hand and makes me feel a little sick.
What does your favourite colour taste like?
It's tangy, but sweet, which could easily describe all my favorite foods, my fashion sense, my hair colors...
What texture does the word "love" have?
It's very smooth, like you can't stop running your fingers over it smooth. like a river rock, or a marble statue, or those spots of skin that rarely see the light of day and are still baby-soft even on a grown person, like on their hipbones or just below their collar, or a piano key that's been played so much it's got a finger spot.
What kind of plant is your father?
He's like one of those huge gnarly driftwood trees you find on the beach. They're mostly white and very polished in some places almost like furniture. Actually, they make excellent places to sit.
What is your heaviest word?
Curmudgeon. Bam! They hit you in the non-physical head so, so, hard. Just good to have around, in case.
What mood is your house in?
It's cheerful. I want to be in every room, and they all make me at ease and happy.
Where are feelings kept?
In my chest cavity, but it feels more like the lungs and stomach than the actual heart-organ.
If your PC were an animal, what would it be?
A unicorn. It's incredibly girly and childish, and it's not real. What it really is and what I say it is, are two rather different things. If I stop believing in it, it will cease to work or exist.
If your walls could talk, what would they say?
Could you cover me up a little, please? They long to be more interesting, but they don't just want to have some cheap posters tacked up. They want to say something more expressive than "I like anime and stealing flyers from punk shows."
Tell us your favourite onomatopoeic word.
Plink or tinkle. I like droplets of water making sounds. Like after it stops raining, or when you fill a glass of ice full of leomonade. You hear those and you just know. That's a manageable amount of liquid.