In case you were wondering why you still follow me on livejournal, it's because I'm looking up how much it costs for a fake wig and where the nearest thrift store is to buy a peach and/or magenta monstrosity of a bridesmaid's gown just because you never know when that shit might come in handy.

That's why.

***Christy and I are going to make Gay ( Read more... )

I've been going through a depressive spell recently, which, quite frankly, sucks. It's not even that you're depressed, it's that you can't seem to do anything to lift yourself out of it. I clean and read and surf aimlessly on the internet not because it gives me any pleasure, but because it distracts me from being numb. Last night I spent curled up ( Read more... )

My hair's been dry lately, but rather than spend money, I decided to use a combination of Google and rummaging through my pantry to find a hair mask. I found this one, which combines honey and olive oil and decided to give it a go ( Read more... )

I'm sitting alone drinking a glass of wine and listening to Dave Mason's "We Just Disagree".

I'm torn between, "I'm going to die alone", and, "If it's like this, I'd be okay with that."

Declaring a writing emergency day ( Read more... )

Things I Need to Stop Doing:

1. Posting fics while drunk
2. In fact, trawling the kinkmeme's at all while drunk is probably not a good idea
3. Drunk is really hard to spell while drunk
4. Above is evidence that I should probably just stay off lj entirely while drunk
5. Reading "Texts From Last Night" and going, "Dude, I've totally gotten that one

We have kitties ( Read more... )

Stolen from be_merry, who has brightened my world so much these past few days that she might as well be the sun:

Post a comment, and I will reply with one or two reasons why I think you're great. In return, you have to post this same meme on your blog and comment for other people.

I changed my first oil filter today ( Read more... )

Seriously, A-Team fandom, I'm ready to sacrifice my first Coke Zero of the day to you because HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS FUCKING HOT?