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Severus…
1. Reads Muggle romance novels; with the doors locked, warded, and hexed against any unwanted "visitors."
2. Has a red and gold stuffed dragon named Ororon that is as old as he is.
3. Feels that all the buttons and layers of his robes provide a psychological barrier between him and everyone else.
4. Really is a Prince, prince of sarcasm and black humor.
5. Knows the dungeon tunnels almost as well as he knows his potions laboratory.
6. Has potions ingredients that the Ministry lists as being illegal and part of dark rituals.
7. His entire wardrobe is not completely made up of black clothing.
8. He owns one green sweater and a pair of silver socks (courtesy of Dumbledore).
9. Considers Dumbledore to be completely crazy, yet knows that he is one of the sanest people he will ever know.
10. Doesn't regret joining Voldemort's side, he regrets all the things he did in the name of magical purity.
11. Is quite proficient on a broom, but chooses not to advertise his ability.
12. Has a House Elf named Carat, who has taken care of him for as long as he can remember.
13. Contrary to popular student opinion is not able to transform into a bat.
14. His Animagus form is that of a Black Mamba.
15. Loves Oolong tea to the exclusion of other teas, but has been known to drink coffee.
16. Had a crush on Remus Lupin, until the whole incident with the Whomping Willow.
17. Is still deathly afraid of werewolves.
18. Is disgusted with himself for developing a crush on a student.
19. Has enough morals left not to act on said crush; and to not allow his crush to act on any feelings while still a student.
20. Has memorized the dictionaries of four different languages.
1. Reads Muggle romance novels; with the doors locked, warded, and hexed against any unwanted "visitors."
2. Has a red and gold stuffed dragon named Ororon that is as old as he is.
3. Feels that all the buttons and layers of his robes provide a psychological barrier between him and everyone else.
4. Really is a Prince, prince of sarcasm and black humor.
5. Knows the dungeon tunnels almost as well as he knows his potions laboratory.
6. Has potions ingredients that the Ministry lists as being illegal and part of dark rituals.
7. His entire wardrobe is not completely made up of black clothing.
8. He owns one green sweater and a pair of silver socks (courtesy of Dumbledore).
9. Considers Dumbledore to be completely crazy, yet knows that he is one of the sanest people he will ever know.
10. Doesn't regret joining Voldemort's side, he regrets all the things he did in the name of magical purity.
11. Is quite proficient on a broom, but chooses not to advertise his ability.
12. Has a House Elf named Carat, who has taken care of him for as long as he can remember.
13. Contrary to popular student opinion is not able to transform into a bat.
14. His Animagus form is that of a Black Mamba.
15. Loves Oolong tea to the exclusion of other teas, but has been known to drink coffee.
16. Had a crush on Remus Lupin, until the whole incident with the Whomping Willow.
17. Is still deathly afraid of werewolves.
18. Is disgusted with himself for developing a crush on a student.
19. Has enough morals left not to act on said crush; and to not allow his crush to act on any feelings while still a student.
20. Has memorized the dictionaries of four different languages.