I'm not here to judge or tease. I'm here to support ya. It's not too late to cut off sugar an' become a wholesome, happy, horny teenager.
I admit I have quite the collection of sweets with me right now. I foolishly thought I'd treat Marui. Now I've decided to be a good friend an' eat this stuff myself. Don't worry 'bout me, my sugar intake is minimal.
Ahh, even for someone like me who doesn't really like sweets, the taste is heavenly...
[OOC: The cake is not a lie this time btw. :D]