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Okay, something happened with the coding here, IDK.
Stalking is illegal. kitsunesam confronts loeki.
loeki is stalking kitsunesamloeki's REAL name :Jesusa Ralfeloeki's REAL DOB :05th June 1984Height :155 cmWeight : 64.9 kgloeki has dreamt about you :17 timesloeki became interested in you :17th January 2007loeki's latest dream about youLast night loeki dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. loeki was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.This is how loeki describes your relationship behind your back'I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn't. kitsunesam told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.'loeki's been stealing stuff from your house too.Since meeting kitsunesam in , loeki has managed to collect around 10 of kitsunesam's old TV remotes.They've even started modifying their body for youIn a night of sheer angst loeki carved 'kitsunesam' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesHug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police No. calls to the police :12 timesYour Last Call to The Police"My names kitsunesam, I'm ringing to report a stalker. Who is it? I don't know their real name. I met them off an online community called Livejournal. Their username is loeki. They've been sending me used condoms through the post. Could you please do something about this quickly? My mother opened the last letter. She nearly died of shock. Thanks"loeki's Police Fileloeki is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about loeki
charcoalwing - Lord of the Irn-Bru
'I always thought loeki was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?''
schwartzkauz - Fathers goats
'Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both loeki and kitsunesam. Chances are kitsunesam's just made all of this shit up again.'
xxgekokujyou - The Ear Doctor
'How depressing. I feel sorry for kitsunesam, it's kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.''