Yea, life's not fair. Everywhere I look it's, "Lose baby weight fast." etc etc. Bleh. So sorry I don't have time to exercise with two kids under foot.
I do like being a woman though.
Also, you could get on some sort of hormonal birth control. I got an IUD after I had Drake, and I haven't had a period in over a year and a half. Woot woot!
An IUD is a small t-shaped object that an OB places inside your uterus. The Mirena [that I have] gives you a small dose hormones, and lasts 5 years. The copper IUD doesn't have hormones [therefore doesn't make you period lighter/go away], and lasts 10 years. It's perfect for me because it's compatible with breastfeeding, and I don't have to remember to take anything. Haha, since my forgetfulness pretty much resulted in two children [whom I love very dearly, we'd just like to plan when/if we want more babies].
those fat men probably pay out the nose for it. or they have to fuck the nastiest kind of prostitutes, the ones paying for their meth addictions instead of college. in my experience, being overweight didn't really matter in that area. i've forced celibacy on myself for the last few years. if i'm not comfortable with myself, then i can't be with anyone else. and there are always a million girls way bigger than me who have boyfriends. it's all the attitude, really. even people with no legs, dwarfism, and all sorts of other deformities get married. i really think you just need to give yourself a chance. flirt. accept a date with someone, even if you don't feel very attracted to them. you never know how you might feel about a person when you get to know them better. experience counts, just don't put yourself in a situation that could lead to something bad happening like i did.
btw, did you know a guy named Al from Dillard's? his wife is Monica and she has a NO east accent, which sounds like a Jersey accent for some reason.
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I do like being a woman though.
Also, you could get on some sort of hormonal birth control. I got an IUD after I had Drake, and I haven't had a period in over a year and a half. Woot woot!
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btw, did you know a guy named Al from Dillard's? his wife is Monica and she has a NO east accent, which sounds like a Jersey accent for some reason.
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Yes I know Al. I've met his wife but I don't remember what she sounds like... She's super friendly.
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