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oh boston how i loathe driving to thee

especially thine airport

think of how a castrated horse feels.

my toothbrush tastes like vodka.

drink only when drunken to.

"pursued by my own ghost down the Hallways of Always"

him: people who want to die are selfish.

me: but it's their choice what they want to do, sometimes it's just too much.

him: i say just make the most of what you have in this life because who knows what's after.

me: so you're pro-life and i'm pro-choice, but on a whole different level. obviously, i'm talking about people, not babies.

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today i swapped a granola bar for a carrot.

smartest thing i've done in a while.

mouse dick