HELPS!

[kittenmint]

I need a name or title for my kimono costume so I can wear it to a party and have an actual answer when people go "what are you?"

http://kittenmint.livejournal.com/67481.html

I am lacking in clever answers! The costume is awesome, but "title-less"!! =o(

Comments

[kittenmint]

XD I LURVE YOU!!

You know, if I could get flail or something I would love to just announce myself as "Mistress Sakura". Super shiny PVC boots would make that the ultra sexy.

Wow. Ok, "Mistress Sakura" is the best answer yet. I LOVE YOU!!!!! OMG....To announce myself as Mistress anything would be. So. Hot.

"Heey...what are you supposed to be?" "I am Mistress Sakura. On your knees and lick my boots!"

(Someone else suggested a waitress at a Japanese beer garden, which is my second runner up)

TESSA IS THE BEST!

[kittenmint]

I totally don't want you to stop!!

[kittenmint]

EHHEH from a friend:

"How about Geisha your hands off me? Or Kimono you didn't? I don't think that will help but hopefully it will make you laugh!"