Venting a bit...

[kittenofwrath]

I realize this isn't really an important issue to dwell on, but why do people assume you're "on a diet" if they see you eating low-calorie meals? What if you just aren't that hungry, or if you have large breakfasts and aren't that hungry mid-day

Comments

[cityofspheres]

That is the worst pickup line I've ever heard. These people need to learn how to nonoffensively start the conversation they so desperately crave. The appropriate response is to take it to the next level of fucking with their heads. Some things I would might say

[ravenaiya]

Brilliant! Can I keep this as a crib sheet? I'm never quick enough to come up with stuff like this... :)

[cityofspheres]

Thanks, I'm glad you like it. In fact your praise has so gone to my head that I'm tempted to charge royalties...but until I figure out a licensing scheme, feel free.

And as far as being quick, for all you know it might have taken me hours staring at this LJ post to come up with these.

[kittenofwrath]

How am I responding to this a year late??? I suuuuuck.

These are HILARIOUS. I agree with ravenaiya, I'm going to print this out and keep it as notes in my wallet, and I will whip it out during the next encounter.....

[mercury5_girl]

I think they're just trying to make conversation saw it as a starting point.

[clintjcl]

[kittenofwrath]

Good for you! And, agreed. It's like the people who say "Why would women want to lift weights? Women who bulk up look mannish" [or some equivalent], despite the fact that there are soooo many uber-feminine women out there who just want to get stronger and curvier.