Charles has a pretty good point. How many narwhal experiences do you have to have to grow sick of them, and where have you been having said experiences in the first place, let alone repeatedly to the point of fatigue about their very existence?
Ok, ok, guys. I guess I said it in haste. I don't know any narwhals...I just feel like they've been too hip lately. Like they're taking the place of dinosaurs or something. I don't want to see any more of them. But I am far more tired of clone stamping than narwhals as the afternoon goes on. In fact, I think I can safely say that I will always be more tired of clone stamping than narwhals.
drinking alcohol doing laundry hot weather construction noises and those weird construction dudes sandwiches (i know!) watching movies/television/moving images on a monitor being tired
some things i am not tired of:
talking walks tomatoes green tea holding hands laughing vinyl records air conditioning.
projectile weapons Mike Myers my flab tv news anchors that sneer and/or snicker people who park illegally for the Whittaker Jazz Festival trickle-down economics meme-viruses
some things i am not tired of:
sushi frozen chocolate covered bananas internet GEICO weird girls getting crushes on weird girls
Well, it's not just news people in general, it's the ones that drop any subtext of objectivity and point fingers, shout angrily, make sneering, jeering faces, talk in sarcastic tones, or say things like, "It's YOUR money!", "Who is not outraged by this?", "SHUT UP! Cut off his mic!", "Congress is useless", "What a bunch of pinheads", "Can you believe this?!?", "They should be ashamed", or anything else that is an emotional outburst instead of actual news.
Unfortunately this is now the majority of newscasters.
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Did you know that "narwhal" is Norwegian for "Corpse Whale", which I think is the most awesome name for a metal band?
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You've got some explaining to do, KATJES.
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Thanks for setting me straight.
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drinking alcohol
doing laundry
hot weather
construction noises and those weird construction dudes
sandwiches (i know!)
watching movies/television/moving images on a monitor
being tired
some things i am not tired of:
talking walks
tomatoes
green tea
holding hands
laughing
vinyl records
air conditioning.
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projectile weapons
Mike Myers
my flab
tv news anchors that sneer and/or snicker
people who park illegally for the Whittaker Jazz Festival
trickle-down economics
meme-viruses
some things i am not tired of:
sushi
frozen chocolate covered bananas
internet
GEICO
weird girls
getting crushes on weird girls
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Unfortunately this is now the majority of newscasters.
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