Drink Orange Crush Or Die!

[kittenok]

WHAT IF

every soda company had the slogan, "Drink ___ or Die!"

Answer or die.

Comments

[dr_booty]

I die...

[kittenok]

Are you sure?

[dr_booty]

DEATH FIRST!!!

[roark]

I would have no choice but to drink every soda.

[kittenok]

Or face the possible consequence of dying, assuming that they will make good on that threat!

[kittenok]

Really, I don't think most smaller soda companies have the goods to actually carry out the threat of murdering everyone who does not drink their soda. That would require atomic bombs or something, so Coca Cola and Pepsi would be the only ones who could be trusted to destroy all non-soda drinking life on this planet.

[sonicwishfish]

drink dr pepper or die. maybe the drug companies could get in on this, but could use it to replace all the small print. Nyquil: drink or die.

[kittenok]

That's pretty much how I feel about Nyquil.

god says

[tastee]

DRINK WATER OR DIE

Re: god says

[kittenok]

That should be on a billboard.