Scratch the Twelfth

[kittens_paw]

What does a boyfriend do, anyway?

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[blackrangerboi]

Make love, feed ya, comfort you, spend time with you, makes you happy, nuzzles you.

[kittytakeout]

You think these are the right people to ask?

[blackrangerboi]

Yes.

[kittytakeout]

You're an expert?

[blackrangerboi]

I've had two boyfriends and a girlfriend. I'm pretty knowledgeable.

[not_a_banshee]

I guess... that depends on the boyfriend.

[kittytakeout]

What does your boyfriend do?

[not_a_banshee]

Uh. Stuff. I dunno. Er.

[kittytakeout]

Ah, you don't pay attention?

[disattatchment]

Who knows.

[kittens_paw]

I dunno. That's why I'm asking.

[disattatchment]

I guess they could be lots of stuff.

[kittens_paw]

....That's too vague.

[frostboy]

...The ideal boyfriend, or a real boyfriend? There's a difference.

[kittens_paw]

Both.

[frostboy]

I have no idea what an ideal boyfriend is like. If I knew, I wouldn't get dumped so often.

A real boyfriend (or girlfriend, for that matter) is someone who puts up with you at your most annoying, who has sex with you even though your feet are cold, who talks you out of committing suicide when you do something really stupid, who embarrasses you in public and then lets you get even later on, who occasionally ignores you in favor of something more important and then tries really hard to get on your good side later on, and who isn't afraid to tell you that you're being an idiot (but that's okay because you're their idiot).

Just off the top of my head, here.

[kittens_paw]

That works.

Uh.

Thanks.