Scratch the Fifteenth

[kittens_paw]

Kubo-chan and I have a pissing reindeer statue in front of our door now.

And we decorated the apartment with lights!

...It's only my second Christmas, technically. So shut up. I'm allowed to have fun.

Comments

[wolfbytheears]

Sounds very classy.

[kittens_paw]

It's like the opposite of classy.

Which makes it kickass.

[wolfbytheears]

It's something two of my friends would approve of heartily.

[kittens_paw]

They must be awesome, then.

[kittytakeout]

Some of the neighbours are complaining. Should I tell them to go away?

[kittens_paw]

Tell them to eat me.

[kittytakeout]

I offered them forks, but they left.

[kittens_paw]

Maybe chopsticks instead?

[b_button]

Does everything look bright and colorful?

[kittens_paw]

Maybe.

[b_button]

This is going to be my first Christmas so I can understand your excitement!

[kittens_paw]

Really?

[trueb1ue]

...Pissing? Why?

And you look older than two.

[kittens_paw]

'cause it's funny.

I'm not two!

[trueb1ue]

How?

But you said it's your second Christmas.

[kittens_paw]

It just is.

That I can remember, yeah.