I was here first you skinny bitch

[kittenstompa]

I hate, more than anyone else, Lindsay Lohan. I don't know her, but I hate her. Why? Because every introductory conversation for me goes like this:

Person I'm Meeting: So what's your name?
Me: Lindsey
Person I'm Meeting: Oh! Lindsay Lohan!!
Me: How clever of you to make that connection.

I'm not kidding. I hear this so much upon introducing myself. What

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[nconstruct]

Its good to a Lindsey. I think its a California thing.