Not Entirely Accurate

Sad to say that my workplace is becoming more and more like The Office Space ( Read more... )

Okay so.

I actually did watch Cavemen.

And it was funny.

And I would watch it again.

Wonders never cease.

Staged fight.
Goodnight.
Let's try again tomorrow.
*Plankeye*

Two names you go by:

1. Miranda
2. Miss Finley if you're nasty

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. Orange tanktop
2. Grey sweat pants

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
1. Trust
2. Intentionality

Two of your favorite hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Playing with Julius

Two things you want really  bad at the moment:
1. A ( Read more... )

You know... sometimes a chick just wants to make out.

Throw this dog a bone why don't you...

I didn't mean it like that.

Dying alone has to be the worst thing.  Really.
Especially when no one knows it, when no one is there, when no one is holding your hand.  No one.

Yes, this is about Jessica Birge.

Pray if you do so.  Think supportive thoughts to her friends and family if you don't.

I have no more words.

Okay seriously, if the freakin' Former Federal Reserve chairman says the Iraq war is just about oil... that has to tell you something ( Read more... )

Okay so.

Monday night I have a choice...

Meeting thing with a group of chicks I have committed to...

Or a date at an ACL taping with a possible cool dude...

This is excruciating.

 My social life is pretty much centered in north Austin.  Maybe I should move to the 183/Braker area and be done with it.