Custom made fetus tuxedos
By Lupy

You aborted you fetus now bury it with dignity

Call Lupy to place your order:849-9747

Buy two get one free

Choose a band/artist and answer ONLY IN SONG TITLES by that band (you pick your own band or artist, dont use the same one as the person who did this before you ( Read more... )

The sandwich was looking back at me. It started spinning faster and faster. "You are going to die at the end of the ride, you are going to die at the end of the ride" it said. I made a fist and smashed it, all the mayo and mustard gozzed out. "Take that" I said. Then I picked it up and took a big bit out of it. HAHAHAHA. After a while I started ( Read more... )

MARTHA IF YOU READ THIS EMAIL ME AND GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

DON'T BOTHER CALLING MY HOUSE I MOVED

Aside from my daily routine (go to work, go to school, go home) I had a few other things listed on my agenda. After school I went to go drop off some paper work at the DPS then I went home and got ready to go to the opera. It was my first time attending an event like this so I was pretty excited. I didn't know what to wear, nothing fit and all my ( Read more... )

Wow, I have just been informed by one of those annoying pop-up ads that I spent about ont third in my bed room.

The day after Thanksgiving (November 25) all coroporate busnisses take out their "sale" signs and prepare for a mob of compulsive shopers to come in and buy as much stuff as they can. But Adbusters wants to revolutionize that mentality and has institude an international hoiday, "Buy Nothing Day", it's self explanatory all you have to do to ( Read more... )

Oggi e mio primo giomata ad mio terra nuovo.

I realize how vital computers are to my entertainment( no, I don't watch porn) and I think's pretty pathetic. I have been living without a computer for weeks and I have been bored to death. My poor computer has been isolated in a cardbored box in the garage of the house which we will be living in shortly. Labor day will be the big day when we move ( Read more... )

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