That cat mood icon is making the most descriptive face possible for how I feel at the moment ( Read more... )

Life's too short to be mad all the time, but DON'T EAT MY FUCKING BURRITOS.

If there's anything that's recently come to light, it's what a veritable goddamn waste of time the majority of humanity is. I have no idea what compelled me to ignore this fact for a good while now, but it really doesn't hit until I'm sitting by myself at the bar, just wanting to drink and be left alone and inevitably some macho fuck thinking he's ( Read more... )

Right now, I really wonder at what point I forgot in my normal waking life how absolutely stupid everyone and everything is.

I can't wait until I'm a crazy, old fucker, batshit in a cabin in the Colorado Rockies blowing up books, taking fire at at a fax machine, and rambling on incessantly about the evils of the Nixon administration.

I have no idea if it's the medication or the fact that I'm living on my boyfriend's friend's futon who I don't really get along with or if life really is just this fucking boring, but I haven't felt this much like setting something on fire for pure aesthetics in a long time. I can't believe I've been working at GameStop for two fucking years and I ( Read more... )

For the record, I have not been as close to murder in an extremely long time as I was yesterday after trying unsuccessfully, on three occasions, to get my W-2 from that shitty hotel I worked at for a few months. I finally got it, but not until after I almost lost my motherfucking shit. They're closed now for "renovations" which evidently means ( Read more... )

"...From the beginning, scientists recognized it was like no black hole ever before ... then to the cake ones. At one point I had a 2 dozen a day habit."Thank you, Google search ( Read more... )

As much as I genuinely do hate it, I find myself becoming more and more interested in the fucked reality of things ( Read more... )

Oh, Friday night, you absurd son of a bitch. Everyone is gone tonight and I don't know what to do. I'm tired of doing nothing but playing video games all day, which is a ridiculous concept, but nonetheless entirely true. I'd actually like to find a second job, which is also ridiculous, but my apathy and the complete lack of a job market in this ( Read more... )

I'm back to stealing internet. I can only pick it up by the door where the frigid fucking breeze blows under every time the wind blows. Yay. Photos aren't really loading and I can't figure out how to tether my phone to my computer and it's driving me fucking bananas ( Read more... )