Monday Wonderful

[kittycat19855]

I hate mondays. Makes me contemplate my weekend too much...even though I had a great one :o) Saw Eric the whole weekend, and you wonder why I'm smiling...He's so good to me, and I couldn't be happier

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[diabolik_187]

You are going because you will enjoy yourself and dropkick anyone that gives you shit in th face. You can also bring the Eric(k) Intimidation/Self Defense package with you. The package consists of a foldable Life size cardboard cutout of your favorite Eric(k) complete with a prerecorded Self Defense message or Intimidation message. You can also get the Deluxe Package which comes with a switchable message for any situation (just as long as the situation involves self defense or intimidation as that is all the Eric(k)s are good for). Or call now for the Platinum foil embossed prismatic variant number zero and get a real live Eric(k) try to fold up into your purse. . .I guess that would get a little messy though. . .

Sorry about the rant, I got tired in the middle of it and the fingers just kept typing. . .