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[kittycatplan]

[ So there is a face hovering by the screen of the camera. And this face? Does not look happy. ]

Well, I guess we're not in Ohio anymore, Toto. [ pause ] It isn't everyday that I get the delightful feeling of waking up somewhere with no recollection of how I got there or even where I am. And by delightful, I mean that it's a feeling that fills me

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[wrong_lever]

I see the rest of the welcoming brigade has beaten me to it.

[kittycatplan]

I'm sure it won't stop you from adding to the crack-pot nonsensical theories no matter what I say, so have at it.

[wrong_lever]

Simply put, we've been whisked away to this estate from a wide range of PlacesI'veNeverHeardOf, and there's seemingly no way out.

Ah yes. And it's frequently a madhouse. But that should be obvious by now.

[kittycatplan]

Seemingly is a word that's not in my dictionary.

Please don't tell me that it gets worse.

[bloodluna]

One thing I had not missed.

Read this. Remember it. Don't ask stupid questions.

[kittycatplan]

Wow, this delusion is even more intricate than I thought.

[doesntneedpants]

Welcome to the Mansion! But, hah, you've probably already gotten a welcome by now! I'm Aang.

[kittycatplan]

A great big lovely one. [ The sarcasm is practically oozing off of her ]

Too hard to remember, baldy.

[doesntneedpants]

Then you can call me Baldy if you want. What's your name?