There's this group of Santa's and dressed up, they get together and get drunk as drunk can be. Some day I'd like to go to one of those parties and see some stereotypical drunkeness, like santa makin out with Santa. Santa kickin Santa ass. Santa taking his top off or flashing booty (use THAT to guide your sleigh big boy)! Now that's a party I tell ya!
Hilarious stories, Josie! I mean I guess I shouldn't be giggling at you being unhappy on Santa's lap but 'stiff as a board' sounds so cute. Mini Josie in shock!
Me and an old friend used to get really stoned and try and rewrite chrismas legends to better suit our loaded brains. We invented "Santyclops" ,a giant, one-eyed santa clause that flew around in a giant sleigh made of junked hot rods,pulled by giant farting,lava drooling, wild boars.Most of his "elves" were kidnapped sailors put to work as personal slaves.In one moment reminiscent of "Odysey" the slaves devise a plan to lick a giant candy cane until it's sharp and poke Santyclops's sigle eye which fails because they all get sick from all the sugar ingested trying to sharpen the candy cane. "Sooooooooo,you like candy canes?Then this is all you will eat!" beautiful hair on the KB!
This has to be captured on film! It has to be made real. Something to really keep a viewer entertained over the holdidays. An absolute genious of a tale, hehe. Santyclops and His Failing Eye. :D
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(but billy's hair looks amazing!)
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Hilarious stories, Josie! I mean I guess I shouldn't be giggling at you being unhappy on Santa's lap but 'stiff as a board' sounds so cute. Mini Josie in shock!
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Kirita does look a little indignant.
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rewrite chrismas legends to better suit our loaded brains.
We invented "Santyclops" ,a giant, one-eyed santa clause that flew around in a giant sleigh made of junked hot rods,pulled by giant farting,lava drooling, wild boars.Most of his "elves" were kidnapped sailors put to work as personal slaves.In one moment reminiscent of "Odysey" the slaves devise a plan to lick a giant candy cane until it's sharp and poke Santyclops's sigle eye which fails because they all get sick from all the sugar ingested trying to sharpen the candy cane.
"Sooooooooo,you like candy canes?Then this is all you will eat!"
beautiful hair on the KB!
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