Oooooooh I'm not sure I want to be "seeing someone". I must have gone past at least 50 yummilicious blokes today - WHERE HAVE THEY ALL COME FROM??? I am totally in lust with an IT trainee at work, who is on the floor above me. Bizarrely though, he looks very similar to Michael, though better looking. As I was leaving my floor today to sneak off ( Read more... )

Kate just walked through the door and I told her about the "ironing lady" and she just laughed and said "ha ha, on a similar note - I have to tell you you can see right up your skirt from outside you know"!!!!! :(

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!! I have just been speaking to Michael on the phone for an hour and a half, an hour of which I spent having no option but to look at a really fat naked couple in the top window across the road!!!! I couldn't believe it!!!! They had the light on, curtains wide open, no blinds or nets or anything, and were walking around in ( Read more... )

Wendy took a pic of this scary bag of slime in her garden - IT'S STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!


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Had to borrow money to get to work from Kate this morning. She only had a fiver so I tried to pay for my weekly ticket by cheque but they refused so I just had to get a single into town. Took me AN HOUR in the shower to get all the knots out of my hair from yesterday ( Read more... )

I just got in at 11:15 and apparently I'd just missed my grandma calling me by a second! Bit late for my grandma to be up! Anyway, she wanted me to phone my dad - he has some mail for me apparently. WHAT MAIL?? B.S. mail that's what. I'm not calling HIM. I asked Kate if anybody else had called me (!) - of course, he hadn't ( Read more... )

I deleted Michael's number from my phone in a strop last night.

Ooooh - this morning on the tube I noticed that I applied pressure to my feet to stop myself falling over and then as I noticed what I was doing I suddenly thought to myself "Wow. This could work with wheels". It THEN dawned on me that, had somebody not already done it - I WOULD ( Read more... )

Another hay fevered day in S-J Land ( Read more... )

What's this "tags" business?

This is a really poo weekend. It’s about a million degrees outside and my hay fever is so bad and I’m so poor I’ve been stuck in the house all day bored out of my tree. I was supposed to be going to a housewarming BBQ this afternoon but I was just too messy eyed and sneezy to go ( Read more... )