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Albert just made a huge pot of spaghetti which was fucking AWESOME. He is the best cook ever. I'm so fucking full I feel like I'm dying. Jacked this quiz from September.
1. Smoked? Daily.
2. Been Drunk as hell? Frequently.
3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Yes.
5. Shoplifted? Yes.
6. Lied? If you haven't you need to be shot.
7. Betrayed a friend? Not that I can recall.
8. Been to jail? Been arrested, but never been to jail.
9. Smoked weed? *laughs*
10. Done LSD? Yes. :)
11. Done any other illegal drug? I've definitely had my fair share I'll say that much.
12. Given oral sex? Yes.
13. Received oral sex? Yes.
14. Screwed something not of the human race? My cat when I was twelve.
15. Screwed something not alive? See above.
16. Cheated on someone? No, and I never plan on it.
17. Used someone? Probably.
18. Paid someone for sex? No.
19. Been paid for sex? No.
20. Played strip poker? No.
21. Skipped school? Me, never.
22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? That's just pure scandal!
23. Danced naked? No.
24. Danced naked in public? No.
25. Flashed someone? No.
26. Mooned someone? Yes.
27. Kissed someone? Yes.
28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.
29. Held hands? Yes.
30. Hugged someone? Yes.
31. French kissed? Yes.
32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes.
33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes.
34. Stolen money? Yes.
35. Stolen money from family? Nothing less than about $2.
36. Stolen drugs from family? No.
37. Been convicted of a crime? Not really.
38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Uh, no.
39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Well I hope not.
40. Been called a whore? Yes.
41. Been called a bitch? Yes.
42. Watched porn? Yes.
43. Taped porn? No.
44. Watched porn you taped? No.
45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes.
46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No.
47. Used sex 'toys'? No.
48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes.
49. Tried to kill someone else? Only in my fantasies.
50. Told someone you hated them? Yes.
51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Yes, but I didn't know that I didn't mean it.
1. Smoked? Daily.
2. Been Drunk as hell? Frequently.
3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Yes.
5. Shoplifted? Yes.
6. Lied? If you haven't you need to be shot.
7. Betrayed a friend? Not that I can recall.
8. Been to jail? Been arrested, but never been to jail.
9. Smoked weed? *laughs*
10. Done LSD? Yes. :)
11. Done any other illegal drug? I've definitely had my fair share I'll say that much.
12. Given oral sex? Yes.
13. Received oral sex? Yes.
14. Screwed something not of the human race? My cat when I was twelve.
15. Screwed something not alive? See above.
16. Cheated on someone? No, and I never plan on it.
17. Used someone? Probably.
18. Paid someone for sex? No.
19. Been paid for sex? No.
20. Played strip poker? No.
21. Skipped school? Me, never.
22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? That's just pure scandal!
23. Danced naked? No.
24. Danced naked in public? No.
25. Flashed someone? No.
26. Mooned someone? Yes.
27. Kissed someone? Yes.
28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.
29. Held hands? Yes.
30. Hugged someone? Yes.
31. French kissed? Yes.
32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes.
33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes.
34. Stolen money? Yes.
35. Stolen money from family? Nothing less than about $2.
36. Stolen drugs from family? No.
37. Been convicted of a crime? Not really.
38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Uh, no.
39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Well I hope not.
40. Been called a whore? Yes.
41. Been called a bitch? Yes.
42. Watched porn? Yes.
43. Taped porn? No.
44. Watched porn you taped? No.
45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes.
46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No.
47. Used sex 'toys'? No.
48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes.
49. Tried to kill someone else? Only in my fantasies.
50. Told someone you hated them? Yes.
51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Yes, but I didn't know that I didn't mean it.