I'm at my wit's end.

[kittytokaren]

Not satisfied with the usual amount of obnoxious noise they make, my roommates are now talking on the phone using speakerphone

Comments

[byrdbeth]

leave it on the toliet seat

[msfortunecookie]

talk to your guy friends to see if they have any reasonably attractive friends that may have been thoughtlessly promiscuous recently and haven't gotten cured yet. promise them that if they get their friend to seduce your roommate you'll pay him 20 bucks or something. clap ensured.

[alruthebold]

you're really generous in hoping that she only gets the clap

personally I'd wish the bay harbor butcher on her