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[kituralb]

It's Monday evening. Do you know where your porn is?

:-P

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[onlyseeingdark]

Noooo, maybe YOU should tell us. :P

[kituralb]

Hahahaha, maybe I should. I can see the ransom note now.

Deposit all your money into this Swiss bank account before noon tomorrow, or you will never see your porn again.

*insert picture of porn at gunpoint*

:-D

[echoingvista]

That's an awful way to treat porn. Holding it at gunpoint. Poor thing. It's only trying to have lots of sex.

[kituralb]

I know, I know. I've been positively awful to the porn. You should punish me. :-P

[faeries_wing919]

In my notebook under my bed?

[kituralb]

Hahaha! Now I know where your porn is! Bwahaha. *kidnaps it*