This is the weirdest IM conversation ever
Not me: COMMUNIST SURPRISE!
2:40 AM
me: OH NO
TO THE HCUAA
Not me: it's HUAC
me: WHATEVER.
2:41 AM
I'M JOE MCCARTHY
Not me: but makes more sense as HCUAA
me: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
*eats sticks of butter*
Not me: I'm j edgar hoover
me: HELLO THERE MY FBI DIRECTOR
THAT IS A NICE DRESS YOU ARE WEARING.
2:42 AM
Not me: SHKFF:FVDSVD:SFDDFS I SAW TO MEN HUGGING
KILL THEM!
2:43 AM
me: I KNEW YOU WERE TURNED ON BY THAT BUT ALSO PEOPLE GETTING CUT UP?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Edgar_Hoover#Sexuality
((READ THE FREAKING ARTICLE IT'S HILARIOUS))
Not me: I AM ACTUALLY THE CREATOR OF GUROCHAN
me: I SEE. IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WITH THE COMMUNISTS?
2:44 AM
Not me: YES
I DRESS THEM IN DRAG
AND MAKE THEM DANCE FOR ME
me: THAT IS EXCELLENT.
* gets really drunk and eats more butter *
2:45 AM
Not me:
2:46 AM
I THINK THAT MAN IS A COMMUNIST
HE LOOKS ASIAN
AND SEZY
*SEXY
BOOK HIM!
me: CLEARLY HE IS A COMMUNIST
* adds to blacklist *
* and tries people for Communism *
THIS MAN ONCE WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS A MAN WHOSE COUSIN'S ROOMATE WAS ONCE IN THE COMMUNIST PARTY
Not me: AHHHHHH
me: CLEARLY YOU SHOULD INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.
2:49 AM
Not me: SEND HIM TO MY CROSSDRESSING CAMP!
me: WE SHALL TEACH HIM THE VALUES OF CAPITALISM WHILE HE IS WEARING A DRESS.
2:51 AM
Not me: YES
AND HE WILL BE NAIL POLISH
AND A SNUGGIE
me: IN THE COLORS OF RED, WHITE AND CAPITALISM?
2:52 AM
Not me: YES
2:53 AM
me: EXCELLENT.
2:54 AM
* puts Oppenheimer on trial *
Not me: HE HELPED THEM BUILD A BOMB
AND HE'S JEWISH
COMMUNIST!
2:55 AM
LET'S TAP HIS PHONES
me: HE ALSO INSULTED STRAUSS.
WHO WAS A GOOD OL' CONSERVATIVE WHO TOOK EVERY OPPORTUNITY HE GOT TO NOT COOPERATE WITH RUSSIA
DAMN SOVIETS
Not me: lol
ok
/conversation
2:56 AM
that was weird