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Flashback
Mmmmm Sammy. Ooooh Jess.
OMG his clavicles. I need to caress them. Now.
MONTAGE!!!!
Sam & Dean arrive at motels
Sam burns his ID's
Dean uses his ID's
Sam washes dishes
Dean stabs things
Sam scrubs benches
Dean scrubs Impala
Then Dean is all lonely in the Impala and then he is spot cleaning his jacket in a rare act of domesticity when Castiel shows up.
WAIT FOR IT....
"How'd you find me?"
THANKYOU KRIPKE FOR KEEPING A PLOTLINE RELEVANT.
So, Thelma and Louise. Castiel could totally pull of the headscarf thing.
If Sammy is so good at darts, why didn't he nail the treble 20? Way higher score than the bullseye.
Castiel has no idea how to be a human. It was kinda cute though esp upside down ID.
Cut to empty vessel "...It'd be far worse for you..."
Sammy builds a bridge and calls Bobby, then broods in a thoughtful manner with his thumb in his mouth. Probably not plot relevant, but I enjoyed it.
Dean is all angry at Castiel "Where've you been?" but he then makes nice culinary humour with the whole vinaigrette thing. I do like a nice bit of culinary humour.
So, Bert and Ernie are gay, and you're not going to die a virgin on Dean's watch. Well, I think Dean's watch would be a weird place to die...does he even wear one? I think I would be happy to not die on his watch, I'd just have to pretend to be a virgin.
And then Dean takes Castiel to a brothel and Castiel is all Den of Iniquity and Dean is all one of the perks.
Dean is then a father figure to Castiel in a whole coming of age sense.
"This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's the natural order,"...hmmm like hooking and hunting unite!
Dean has a belly laugh then remembers a Sammy moment.
Sammy and Lindsay eat in a shit diner and actually order the salmon. You think they'd know better.
I guess 'demon blood,' could be a euphemism for heroin.
Reasons why I want to be an angel #27: You can create a perfect circle by splashing liquid on the floor.
Castiel is totally down with telephonic devices now...and he totally said 'Nokia.'
Dean disses Raphael.
Oh Dean, you're so manly cos you can say 'Son of a bitch,' and light some oil, but you lose some cred for saying 'Don't look at me it was his idea."
The hunters dose up Sammy.
Raphael wanks on about stuff.
Oooooh....hunters (TM) *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Back to the Raphael wank. He always was the shittest Ninja Turtle, I mean Leonardo was the boss, and Michelangelo was the party dude, and Donatello was the tech geek, Raphael was just The Other One.
Castiel says Raphael is his bitch now, which obviously means Castiel has previously been Raphael's bitch.
Sammy then flails about with men. Would have been better shirtless.
DRAMATIC FIGHT SCENE FEAT. HEAVY BREATHING.
Mmmmmmmmmmm...Pala headlights.
Dean and Castiel have a deep and meaningful and bring the Daddy issue into the open.
"It always had to be you..."
K, SO SAMMY IS FALLEN ANGEL CONDOM AND DEAN IS ANGEL CONDOM...NEED SOME BACKSTORY PLS KRIPKE.