SPN 5.01 Minute by Minute(ish)
OMG...Thunderstruck!!!!
Thunder!
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(that's Thunderstruck played on a keyboard)
Dean! He's coming! *snort*
Yosemite Sam *double snort*
There's motherf**king Winchesters on this motherf**king plane!
And Dean is freaking, but at least he's freaking with his oxygen mask in place. I hope he attended to his own mask before helping Sammy.
Hmmmmm, opening hooplah. Wouldn't call it my favourite. It's a bit like a scene of House.
Swine flu.
BTW, if you're playing that drinking game where every time Sam says 'Dean,' now would be a good time to stop. Unless you want to be passed out in a gutter in...ohhhh....about 37 minutes time.
How cute is that when both the boys turn around at the same time? SQUEE!
"You were like full on Vader..." *loves*
"I got a molar in my hair...this has been a really stressful day."
Chuck can feel the angels. This amuses me.
ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then some plot of some sort happens.
Heh, angels are dicks.
Ooooh, "son of a bitch" "sucks ass" Wash your mouths out, boys.
And then we get to see Sam walking down some stairs. Lets remember this, it is obviously integral to the entire season.
SUPERNATURAL METHADONE. So Sammy is back in the fold, and can't possibly be pining for his lost love...< /irony >
"Sam! You don't have to say anything..." (but anything you may say...)
And then they do their whole little bro chat thing that resolves nothing. Again.
Ooooh! Wow! Scary! A gate rattles in Delaware!
Shit, I got my period.
S'ok, just a dream. Shouldn't have watched Carrie before bedtime.
Oh, come on now. The vessel is called Nick? Talk about obvious! (if anyone needs an explanation on that one I will...hell, what can you actually do to someone on the internet? Send them an e-smite?)
And them Sam caressed Dean's clavicle. Because that is such an erotic place to touch someone. Indeed.
Ewwwww, marzipan. cf. Gilmore Girls.
And loving the Misery reference.
Wavy Gravy? WTF?
Oh yes, he is so firm.
Is Becky Canadian?
If I was in the same situation, I think I'd agree with Becky. How could you not quit touching the Padalecki?
Ah, finally. Impala action. Albeit with some shit elevator music. Sigh.
It really annoys me that my husband picked it wasn't Bobby before I did.
And Jared has to say 'Lilith' and 'Lore' lots. *snort*
Bobby said 'Pull this off.' I am so mature.
New Meg reminds me of Bellatrix LeStrange (from the books, not the films)
LOL peanut butter
Now, Bobby stabbed himself with The Knife (TM). Which means he is dead, right? Because all the other people stabbed with The Knife (TM) have been very dead, right?
Ah, back to the guy from the series I've never watched. Baby monitor ensues.
But Bobby is in hospital and alive(ish)....?
Sam and Dean rush to the place with the dogs...I have dogs! Perhaps they'll turn up at mine someday...
"Oh thank god the angels are here" *snort*
And the angels have a chat with the Winchesters and it's all a bit boring until Castiel (eeeg I hate that they call him Cas) turns up.
"Life as an angel condom...I think I'll pass"
I can see the icons now.
Dean is for the humans. Do we have any of those?
So Cas(tiel) shows up and I will admit now that he is quite hot. As in attractive, not in that he is running a fever or anything. He does some stabby stuff and kicky stuff but Dean doesn't even give him a hug or anything even though Dean was upset that his 'friend' Cas(tiel) had been turned into meat soup by the archangel(s).
I think if one of my friends was turned into meat soup and I thought they were dead but it turned out they weren't I would at least give them a cuddle. Unless they were still meat soup because that would be gross.
Perhaps Dean doesn't want Sam to know about the full on sexual relationship going on with Cas(tiel); well Sam was reticient about admitting to shagging New Ruby so he was probably getting his own back.
Cas(tiel) then burns symbolic stuff on their ribs that will 'hide every angel in creation.' Does this mean Cas(tiel) won't be able to find Dean whenever he wants to watch him in his sleep?
Oh, go on. Blink, Misha, blink. Just once.
Interlude while Lucifer chats up his vessel.
And now we get Real Bobby (TM). I can't believe I didn't pick it in the first place.
K, Dean just said "We screw the angels and the demons..." I am willing to be either.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Male bonding session.
Bobby I don't have any medals but I have lots of ribbons I won riding horses and you can have them all even the one that I won that time I had to jump off against that prissy cow from pony club and I kicked her ass even though her horse was well posh and mine was not of the best breeding but well trained danashulpsdanashulpsdanashulpsdanashulpsdanashulpsdanashulps
*ahem*
And now Dean is totally breaking up with Sam.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeg! It just ended on that!
Tune in next week...