The Daily Mail is a steaming pile of pig shit

[kixie]

I nicked this from lazy_hoor. I can't help but repost this.

Lipstick lesbians: How this kiss sparked a teenage trend that will disturb every parent*DIES LAUGHING

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[moral_vacuum]

Didn't you realise? These teenage girls kising each other are infuriating GOD, who is visiting all these terrible things upon us.

Both Twin Peaks sountrack albums are good, the one from Fire Walk With Me is particularly good for staying up late being mellow.

[kixie]

Oh right, is this like the whole 'gays caused 9/11' thing?

Sometimes I wonder if the entire Daily Mail isn't a Swift-esque satire like A Modest Proposal.

Yes, the Fire Walk With Me one is really very good and I've heard it played at around 3am a few times before and yes, it's good for late and mellow. Badalamenti is a bit of a genius.

[moral_vacuum]

Oh right, is this like the whole 'gays caused 9/11' thing?

Ah, that was actually the Gays and the Jews working together.

Badalamenti also did an album with Tim Booth of James. Not bad at all.

[kixie]

Gays and Jews, right. Silly me. Forgot the Jews.

Yes, just having a listen to the Booth and the Bad Angel stuff, it's really good. Just also mentioning to Crattler how I can almost listen to James again after the Manchester Passion HORRORSHOW from a few years ago.

[molinette]

i think the comments in that article speak volumes - daily mail readers scolding the daily mail?! hell hath frozen over!

[kixie]

I didn't get that far, actually, I saw the headline, read the article and had to stop because I was seriously losing oxygen.

But ha!

[thepaintedone]

I doubt most of the commentors are mail readers, more likely people like us who have been shown the site with incedulity. I don't think they'll let my comment through moderation though :o)

[kixie]

Most of them seem to be from the US, which...is weird. I mean, why would anyone - well, anyone ever, but especially in another country - bother reading the Daily Fail?

[naturalbornkaos]

I take it you've heard the Tim Booth/Angelo Badalamenti album "Booth and the Bad Angel"?

[kixie]

!

No. I'm fixing that NOW :D

[naturalbornkaos]

It's very good!

[kixie]

Indeed you are right, Sir. It is very good.

I'm *almost* at the point where I can listen to James again without remembering the Manchester Passion, too! Nearly there. Only took five years for the horror to wash off.

Well, it might take another. The Badalamenti stuff certainly helps.

[girfan]

Well, it is the Daily Fail.

I'm more "shocked" with the photos of Courtney Love looking so gaunt.

[kixie]

Yeah, her appearance(s) have stopped shocking me these days. The bloated fish look, the lips, the bad contacts...now it's all like 'Oh, Courtney looks like a clown/dead stripper/bloated corpse/creature from mythology after a crack spree again...yeah, same ol' same ol'.

OTOH, have you heard her new album?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[thepaintedone]

Wow, what a sad bunch of represed homophobic prats.

Except they aren't of course, they are a bunch of cynical amoral shits who know exactly the kind of drivel to write to appeal to thier target demographic and don't care how outrageous it is.

[kixie]

I still have a hard time believing it's not satire. It's just *too* ridiculous. Like, flabbergastingly, imbecilic kind of ridiculous. The kind of thing you'd expect in a Seth Rogan film, not in reality. Or maybe a Rodney Dangerfield film.