M.I.A. Bang Banga (Guilty Pleasure)

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The New Cure Single (Surprised that They Keep to their True Awesomeness)

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Live.

“Do you know the story of the monkeys on the shitty island?” I asked Noboru Wataya ( Read more... )

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Note to self - remember yelling at the sheep.

Late in the summer of 2003, a friend I used to hang out and I came up with a methodology for rating performances of artists which deserved adequate recognition for their unmatchable talents. Thus, the OPS scale, or orgasms per second scale, was enacted during a performance of UUDD at some venue. I believe that one was rated at a 16. I was eighteen ( Read more... )

"Hello. We are silver mt. zion and thee tra-la-la band from montreal, quebec, and this is our 165th performance ever ( Read more... )

I could now play

1.) The theme from halloween
2.) The theme from naked gun

pretty damn great on the mouth-harp.

He woke up and slid socks that didn’t match over his cold feet. He never wore matching socks, EVER. Somewhere along the course of his twenty-two years he decided there were more important things around him than worrying about taking the time to meticulously match up socks after they left the dryer so it would be easier to pick out a pair in the ( Read more... )

Burt's bees attack!