You might be a redneck if...

[kizzyling]

... you are on the way home after passing your driving test and you have to slow down for an alligator snapping turtle that is blocking the road

Comments

[caspergeek]

I think y'all are funny. I'm glad to feel so teased, my only regret is I have not been able to secure enough about y'all to pass on the love. I feel so loved haha

[wrong_turnright]

I am sad I missed all the great fun.

[kizzyling]

That's what you get for leaving early. and leaving me with all the couples.

[wrong_turnright]

You had others there with you (Mario, Spencer and Ty) So don't make it sound so awful that the ratio of guys to girls was totally in your favor.

[kizzyling]

the ratio never matters for me. Plus, Tyrito and Spencer left not too long after you.